Tuesday, August 18, 2009

I am soo popular. I know so many people! After so many years of daddy telling me that although we're rich I still need to find my "niche" in life, I dare say I have found the perfect occupation!! Network Marketing!! It's ideal for me! I'm a social butterfly, everyone knows or loves me (I forget you just met me but to know me IS to LOVE me), I'm honest, stylish and arguably most importantly-Beautiful! Surely that HAS to count for something! The only people who believe looks don't count are other pretty people because I'm sure an ugly person will beg to differ (I'm not making this up, my ugly friend tells me all the time). I'm what one would call a PRINCESS, the only thing better is the Queen, and I'm definitely not old enough for that position!! NY get ready to meet The Princess of Networkland!!! My life is so interesting that Bravo will be trying to make a reality show based on me esp once I make Big Poppa kick Kim to the curb. I mean surely he doesn't love her, who would let someone they love wear such terrible wigs. Anywho, who knows I may just let them, it maybe amusing. Entrepreneurship might turn out to have it's perks after all! Now all I have to do is find the perfect product! Charles (the butler) told me that I should think of things that interest me-that's how people figure out what jobs they want. Nothing really interests me. I wanted to ask him to elaborate but he got all peeved off when I told him that I admire his ambition & that I couldn't imagine what life would have been like if he hadn't have been dreaming of taking orders from a rich family for the rest of his life, then he'd never have been my butler. Some people can't even take a compliment if you sprinkled sugar on it! Thank goodness he wasn't dreaming of being a personal assistant, he's way too sassy for me! Tomorrow I guess I'll just have to ask Sonja (my personal assistant), she knows everything AND she always accepts my compliments! Surely she'll have some input on which products are best! Real Housewives, watch out bitches-The Princess is on your heels!!

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